her voice says “comedic” but her face says “help me, i can’t listen to any more knock-knock jokes.”
and his face says that he just came up with 3 new knock-knock jokes while mowing.
Dean is so funny he’s usually the one who gets surprised by Castiel’s dramatic entrances so this time he was like “IT’S MY TURN” and he literally hides behind someone so he can pop out and be like “SURPRISE I LOVE YOU ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME”
She was small in stature but not in spunk, and a super annoying know-it-all.
let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that ass so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FUCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER
THIS IS THE BEST ADVERT EVER. YOU WILL CRY SO MUCH (x)
i deserve to be made out with and touched inappropriately right now goddammit
why the fuck is tumblr suddenly obsessed w dad jokes im so confused
im leaving this site forever
When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests
Can we all take the time to admit that we all cried like freaking babies at the start of Star Trek 2009.
Reminder that Benedict Cumberbatch admitted he did.
One of the only movies that goes from zero to feels in like 0.000001 seconds.
also we can’t forget that Thor and Emma Swan are the parents of Jim Kirk
It was extra bad because the first time I saw this it was in the middle of science class so i was crying like a baby and then i had the walk through the hallway while still sobbing so it was just kinda badness all over